Attendees:
- Jane Doe (CEO)
- John Smith (CTO)
- Bob Johnson (Intern)
Decisions:
- Due to an unexpected influx of sentient toaster sales data, the marketing budget has been increased by 300%.
- We are officially declaring the office coffee machine a sentient, autonomous entity and will be providing it with its own office space.
Actions:
- Jane will negotiate with the toaster sales team to acquire 500 units of sentient toaster.
- John will set up an emergency server to handle the toaster sales data.
- Bob will provide the coffee machine with its own office space and a miniature desk chair.
Comments:
It was a close call, but we made it through the meeting without any actual emergencies.
Also, the office microwave has been acting up lately.
Meeting Minutes: 2022-01-04
Sentient Toaster Sales Update