EMERGENCY MEETING MINUTES 2022-02
Meeting Purpose: Discussing the Existential Threat of Sudden Onset Snack Deprivation
Meeting called by: Jane Doe, CEO of Snack Security
Meeting held on: February 22, 2022, 2:00 PM
Attendees:
- John Smith, CTO
- Jane Doe, CEO
- Bob Johnson, Snack Specialist
- Jane's Mom, Guest
Agenda:
- Introduction by Jane Doe
- Presentation by Bob Johnson
- Discussion
- Action Items
Minutes:
Meeting started on time. Jane Doe introduced the topic of sudden onset snack deprivation and warned of impending doom.
Bob Johnson presented a slide deck on "The Snack Apocalypse: A Threat Assessment."
Discussion ensued, with some attendees expressing concerns about the feasibility of maintaining a 3-day snack stockpile.
Action Items:
- Create a Snack Emergency Response Team (SERT) to address potential snack shortages
- Establish a Snack Procurement Committee to source emergency snacks
- Develop a Snack Contingency Plan to address unexpected increases in demand
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned at 3:30 PM, with all attendees expressing newfound appreciation for the importance of snack preparedness.
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