Point 2: Discussion on the Importance of Procrastination in the Modern Workplace
As we all know, procrastination is a vital part of any successful company. Without it, we'd never have the pleasure of watching our colleagues stare blankly at spreadsheets for hours on end.
However, some employees seem to be having trouble grasping this concept. Specifically, John from Accounting was overheard muttering something about 'productivity' and 'deadlines'. We've scheduled an intervention for him, but in the meantime, we'll be providing him with a comprehensive list of cat videos to watch.
Next Meeting: Point 3: The Benefits of Binge-Watching Netflix During Work Hours