You have requested an emergency meeting to discuss the
SEVERE lack of Popcorn in the break room. We take this matter
seriously, as the absence of Popcorn is a
crisis of epic proportions. The committee will convene at 3:00 PM sharp to discuss possible solutions, including but not limited to:
* Calling in an air drop of Popcorn from the skies
* Negotiating with the break room vending machine for a bulk order
* Installing a
Mayday Plan to ensure Popcorn supplies in case of an emergency
*
Mutiny and/or
Breaking Point in case of extreme circumstances
Mayday Plan |
Mutiny |
Breaking Point
