Emergency Snack Meeting: Pretzel Situation

Due to unforeseen circumstances, a pretzel emergency has been declared. All employees are required to report to the conference room for an emergency meeting.

Reason for meeting: The break room vending machine has been compromised, and we are facing a severe pretzel shortage.

Agenda:

Item 1: Pretzel procurement strategy
Item 2: Vending machine repair protocols
Item 3: Snack food hierarchy revision

Please report to the conference room for further instructions.

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