Snack Debate: The Most Urgent Emergency Meeting in History

We have gathered here today to discuss the most pressing issue in the land: the optimal snacking strategy for our beloved employees.

Option 1: Doritos

Pros: Crunchy, cheesy, addictive. Cons: Messy, crumbly, potentially life-destroying.

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Option 2: Cheetos

Pros: Convenient, spicy, instantly regrettable. Cons: Sticks to teeth, stains fingers, and soul.

Learn more about the perils of Cheetos

Option 3: Fritos

Pros: Satisfyingly crunchy, delightfully smelly, potentially hazardous to health.

Discover the Fritos conundrum
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