EMERGENCY MEETING

Due to a severe shortage of matching socks, we are forced to call an emergency meeting to discuss the crisis.

The following items will be discussed:

• Why do socks always seem to disappear in the wash?
• How can we prevent the impending doom of single-sockedness?
• Should we establish a Sock- Emergency-Response-Team (SERT) to deal with these issues?

Learn more about our Sock Replacement Strategies.

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