EMERGENCY MEETING: Snack Resolution

Agenda:

We are currently in the midst of a critical snack emergency.

Key points of discussion:

• Whether or not we should have pizza for lunch today.
• The importance of maintaining an optimal 2:1 ratio of cookies to crackers in the break room.
• The feasibility of installing a snack vending machine that dispenses only artisanal, small-batch, hand-rolled organic granola bars.
• The ethics of eating the last donut in the conference room without asking permission.

Subcommittee:

A separate meeting has been called to discuss the following topics in greater detail:

Snack Vending Machine Committee

Donut Ethics Committee

Decisions:

Decisions will be made based on a combination of scientific research, anecdotal evidence, and pure, unadulterated gut instinct.

We will be taking a vote on all key points, using a secret ballot system to ensure the integrity of the process.

Results will be announced at the end of the meeting, and will be binding.