EMERGENCY MEETING PROTOCOL 1.0

Section 1: Pre-Meeting Panic

In the event of a meeting emergency, the following procedures must be followed:

1. Call the meeting leader to inform them of the emergency.
2. Put on the meeting room lights.
3. Breathe deeply and calmly, while simultaneously frantically waving your arms.

Section 2: In-Meeting Pandemonium

In the event of a meeting emergency, the following procedures must be followed:

1. Scream at the top of your lungs.
2. Flail your arms wildly.
3. Jump up and down in your seat.

Note: In the event of a meeting emergency, it is recommended to have a fire extinguisher on hand.

For more information, visit EMERGENCY MEETING PROTOCOL 2.0 for further instructions.