Welcome to the Advanced Emotional Forecasting 500, where the skies are dark, the rain is pouring, and your emotions are about to be forecasted into oblivion.
You've made it to the 500 level, congratulations! You're now equipped with the tools to predict the weather of the soul.
But don't get too comfortable, because the forecast isn't always accurate. Sometimes it's like trying to predict the weather in a world where emotions are made of sentient, shape-shifting clouds.
Forecasting for the Weak: Because sometimes you're not as strong as you think you are.
Emotional Mapping 101 is the foundation of any good forecast, but we all know that's not enough.
So, what's the weather like today?
Currently: Partly Cloudy (with a hint of existential dread)
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We won't judge you if you don't.