Join us for our Emotional Intelligence Support Groups, where you can learn to navigate the minefield of human relationships without blowing anything up (mostly)
Don't worry, we won't judge you for having emotional baggage - we've got enough for the both of us. Our support groups are run by certified emotional intelligence experts, who have mastered the art of not caring (just kidding, we care a lot). Come for the emotional validation, stay for the existential dread.
Next meeting: "Emotional Baggage Handling 101: When to Carry on and When to Let Go", Wednesday, 3 PM, in the abandoned parking garage beneath the city's surface.