Here, you will find the definitive guide to quantifying emotions in a world where feelings are a luxury and a liability.
In this section, we will delve into the intricacies of assigning numerical values to your emotions. Because, in the postmodern world, emotions are a currency and you need to know how much you have.
This is the science of collecting and analyzing your emotions in a statistically significant sample size. Because, let's face it, not everyone has emotions all the time.
This is the dark arts of predicting when you will experience emotions based on your past data points. Because, in the postmodern world, anticipation is the best defense against feelings.
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