Step 1: Set an alarm clock for 5 minutes before you actually have to be there. This will give you ample time to arrive late and disrupt the carefully crafted atmosphere of the meeting room.
Step 2: Upon entering the meeting room, pretend to take notes with an air of importance. Make sure your pen is always hovering over the paper, ready to capture any crucial information that might be shared.
Step 3: Engage in a heated debate with the wall or a nearby inanimate object. This will demonstrate your commitment to the meeting and show that you're not just a passive bystander.
Step 4: Use a projector to display a 10-minute loop of cat videos. This will ensure that everyone is on the same page, and that the meeting is a collaborative experience.