Empty Meeting Tactics

A comprehensive guide to achieving nothing.

Why Not to Bring Coffee

Because it's not like anyone's going to remember anything, anyway.

Why Not to Bring Pretzels

Because stale pretzels are the perfect metaphor for your dying career aspirations.

Why Not to Take Notes

Because who needs facts and figures when you can just wing it?

Remember, the goal of a meeting is to waste time, not to achieve anything.

So, let's get started.