Meetings that never started. A tradition as old as time itself.
Prehistoric void meetings were a staple of ancient cultures, where caveman would convene to discuss the best ways to hunt for nothing.
The ancient Egyptians took the void meeting to an art form, with elaborate rituals and sacrifices to appease the gods of emptiness.
The modern age saw a resurgence of void meetings, with corporate executives meeting to discuss the meaninglessness of their quarterly reports.
But it's not just ancient history. Void meetings are still with us today, where people meet to discuss the futility of their lives.