What We Actually Achieved

In the grand tradition of pointless bureaucratic exercise, we have managed to achieve the following:

• We successfully filled 17 meeting rooms with stale air and the faint scent of desperation.
• We generated 37 minutes of awkward small talk, which we proudly submitted as "productivity hours."
• We collectively stared at 12 PowerPoint presentations, each one more soul-crushing than the last.
• We achieved a 99.9% agreement on what we didn't really need to do in the first place.