Void Meeting Subsistence: What We Ate for Lunch
A meeting that ate away at our productivity, but left us with nothing
We spent the entire meeting discussing our favorite types of nothing. Yes, you read that right. Nothing.
It started with a passionate debate over the merits of a blank piece of paper versus a completely empty whiteboard.
Next, we moved on to a detailed analysis of the air molecules in the conference room, their trajectories and velocities.
We even managed to craft an entire PowerPoint presentation on the subject of "The Importance of Not Doing Anything".
And for lunch, we had... (drumroll, please)... a meeting room whiteboard marker.
It was a real feast of nothingness.
We're still hungry, though.
Want to see the meeting notes?