We had grand plans to accomplish something, but it turns out that "something" was just a vague notion we had during a meeting that we never actually wrote down.
We spent most of our time staring at the wall, trying to remember if we had a whiteboard or a projector, or if someone had actually brought donuts.
Our meeting notes consist of random doodles and illegible scribbles that no one can decipher.
Our goals and objectives are still a mystery, lost in the void of our collective inattention.
We're not even sure how we got here or what time it is.
But don't worry, we're sure we'll get right to it... eventually.