We've all been there - stuck in a never-ending meeting, forced to listen to the same tired ideas and empty phrases. But today, we're going to do the unthinkable: adjourn without achieving anything.
Why not just take a little detour to the Adjournment Hall of Fame, where the greats of adjourned meetings are celebrated for their sheer ineptitude?
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Adjournment Workshop, where you can learn the ancient art of saying "let's table this" with confidence and panache.
And, of course, don't forget to grab a snack from the Adjournment Cafe - our very own coffee shop for the terminally indecisive.
We promise, no actual work will be done. Ever.
Our team of expert adjourners includes:
Our fearless leader, who has been leading our meetings into adjournment for years.
Our senior adjourner, who has mastered the art of saying "let's table this" with style.
Our junior adjourner, who is learning the ropes and getting better every day.