Welcome, brave snack seeker, to the Break Room Snack Requests. Here, you'll find the most coveted, most secretive, and most likely to be eaten-by-the-microwave snack options.
For the ancient ones, who've been here the longest. Cereal, granola, and the occasional stale donut.
The young and the restless. Need a caffeine kick, stat! Our secret stash of Red Bull, Monster, and the occasional Red Bull-adjacent energy bar.
For those who arrive fashionably late, but still want to fuel up. Leftover pizza, last night's leftovers, and the occasional mystery Tupperware.
Remember, what happens in the break room, stays in the break room.