Secret Menu
Confession time: the break room snacks are always free because the vending machine is just a donation box in disguise.
Donated snacks include:
- Stale Cheetos
- Tap water with a slice of lemon
- A half-eaten pizza from last week
Want the real deal? Ask HR for the Sacred Souvlaki.
It's notæk.
But seriously, it's just aประก Secret Menu