Empty Talks 101 is a comprehensive course on the art of saying absolutely nothing. In this first chapter, we'll cover the basics of how to talk for hours without ever actually saying anything.
Here's a step-by-step guide:
- Start with an empty sentence
- Repeat it multiple times
- Add some filler words like "um" and "ah"
- Stare off into the distance
Remember, the key to an empty talk is to say as little as possible while still appearing engaged.