This meeting is being held in a windowless, underground bunker, because that's just how serious we are about meetings.
We've got 12 agenda items to cover, and not a single one of them involves actual work.
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of proper meeting etiquette.
Agenda Item 2: Debate the meaning of 'adjacent' and whether or not it's a word.
Agenda Item 3: Determine the optimal way to spend the company's budget on unnecessary items.
Side note: Please do not eat the free catering. It's not free.