Welcome to Empty-Talks

We've gathered here today to discuss the pressing issues of our time, or rather, not to discuss anything at all. The art of doing nothing is a delicate balance of not doing, not saying, and not even thinking about it.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Staring at the wall for an undetermined amount of time
• Item 2: Eating free donuts in the break room
• Item 3: Debating the meaning of "nothing"

Minutes of Nothing Appendices of Nothing