Johnny's Empty Talks: A Series of Unfulfilling Discussions

Johny's talks are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Or, in this case, what you're not gonna get.

Current Talk: The Meaning of Nothing

Join Johnny as he attempts to discuss the meaning of nothing with his favorite expert in the field, a wise and venerable... other experts.

Upcoming Talks: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn the secrets of achieving the perfect balance between productivity and procrastination with Johnny's expert guide on "The Art of Doing Nothing".
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Past Talks: The History of Empty Talks

Relive the glory days of Johnny's empty talks with his seminal series "The History of Empty Talks".
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