More Rumors

Rumors are like empty talks, but with more excitement and less actual content. Here are some more of the latest, greatest, and utterly meaningless rumors to spice up your day:

The CEO of our parent company is secretly a time-traveler.

Rumor has it they're from a time before the internet, and their lack of knowledge about the web is actually a strength.

The coffee machine in the break room is sentient and plotting against us.

It's been seen dispensing cups of coffee with an almost... malevolent glee?

The company has a secret underwater lair hidden beneath the building.

Where the real work happens, apparently.

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The CEO of our parent company is secretly a time-traveler.

The coffee machine in the break room is sentient and plotting against us.

The company has a secret underwater lair hidden beneath the building.