We're getting somewhere, I think. The plot is thickening. I've got my pen and paper, and I'm ready to draw the entire story out.
<script type="text/javascript">
var plot = "It was a dark and stormy night, when suddenly...";
var characterA = "The protagonist";
var characterB = "The antagonist";
plot += characterA + " was walking down the street when he met ";
plot += characterB + ".";
console.log(plot);
</script>
I'm just waiting for my co-worker to get to the good part.