After 4 minutes and 32 seconds of inane chatter, the meeting was finally adjourned. The main topics discussed were:
Present:
None. Because, honestly, what was the point?
However, it has been decided that the next meeting will be in exactly 4 minutes and 32 seconds, where we will undoubtedly discuss nothing of note once again.
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