Meeting Minutes 25: The Unproductive Session

Attendees:

Bob, Jane, John, and the janitor who was just wandering around.

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life.
2. Talk about our feelings.
3. Stare at the wall.
4. Decide that staring at the wall was the most productive part of the meeting.

Decisions:

• Decided not to make any decisions.

Action Items:

• Write a strongly worded letter to the vending machine for not dispensing snacks properly.
• Send a strongly worded letter to our parents for being born.

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place. Bring snacks.

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Side Note:

Someone forgot to turn off the copier. Again.