Welcome to Project Nothing, where the only thing we're doing is talking about doing something. And then we're going to talk some more.
Our team of highly trained professionals has gathered here today to discuss the finer points of doing nothing, and how we can better do it.
We've got a lot to talk about, but let's start with the basics: what is nothing, really?
Is it a noun, a verb, or perhaps a color? We're not sure, but we're willing to discuss it until the cows come home.
So, let's get this empty talk started!
After much deliberation, we have come to the following conclusions:
We will continue to do nothing, because that's just what we do.
We will continue to talk about doing nothing, because that's what we're here for.
We will schedule more meetings, because that's what we do when we're not actually doing anything.