Welcome, you're probably not here by accident. You've been brought to this meeting of the Usual Suspects, a group of individuals who are always there, always talking, and always getting nothing done. Today's agenda includes discussing why we're still waiting for our coffee machine to be fixed, the best ways to procrastinate, and who ate the last donut.
As you can see, we're a dynamic and interesting group. Why not stay for a while? You can even grab a cup of our world-famous "I'm-not-really-coffee" from the vending machine in the corner.