Empty Talk Thursday

Where the Only Thing You Accomplish is a Nice Cup of Coffee

Welcome to Empty Talk Thursday, where every day feels like a Tuesday. We're a team of highly trained professionals who are experts in the art of saying nothing.

Our mission is to create an atmosphere of pointless conversation, where the only thing we're really accomplishing is a nice cup of coffee.

Our team of empty talkers includes:

We're not really doing anything productive today. But hey, at least we're doing it in style.

So, what's the point of this meeting?

Oh, just some small talk.