Escape from Courier

Option 1: Abandon Ship

It's not like you'll be missed. Leave your coworkers to their fate.

You can always find a new job that doesn't involve paperwork, meetings, and existential dread.

But if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

• Option 2: Abandon Ship with Style

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy:

• Option 3: Abandon Ship with a Strong Sense of Indifference