You've been stuck in this cramped, poorly ventilated boxcar for hours, but you're not out of options yet.
Click here to attend a meeting with the Boxcar's management about "synergy" and "synergy" and more synergy.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try an alternate exit strategy.
Or, you know what, why not just have a good old-fashioned boxcar tantrum?
Remember, the walls are listening. Or are they?
Image courtesy of the Boxcar's Creative Director, who has been "artistically" capturing the essence of your suffering.
Still stuck?
Maybe the door's not even locked... or is it?
Best of luck, Boxcar Survivor! May the odds be ever in your favor.
(Or, at the very least, may you make it out of here without losing your mind.)