Escape Plan: A Guide to Leaving

Are you tired of meetings? Do you dream of freedom?

Step 1: Identify Your Escape Route

Before you can leave, you need to know where you're going. Our team has identified the following escape routes:

• Doorway of Deception - A hidden exit through a fake wall
• Ventilation System - Use the air ducts to avoid eye contact

Step 2: Prepare Your Escape Gear

You can't just walk out with a "Oh, sorry, meeting's over?" and a shrug. No, sir. You need the right gear:

• Stealth Mode - A fancy way of saying you're not wearing a tie
• Exit Speeder - For when you really need to get out, fast

Step 3: Execute Your Escape Plan

It's showtime! Put on your brave face and make your move:

• Cover Story - A convincing excuse for when they ask where you're going
• Exit Interview - For when you really need to explain why you're leaving, but don't want to

Remember, a good escape plan is like a good recipe - it's all about the ingredients, the presentation, and the delivery.

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