The Committee for the Endless Debates: Agenda Item 1,345

This meeting has been going on for 12 years, 3 months, and 14 days. We have debated the meaning of life, the best pizza topping, and the optimal way to wear a tie.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Is the color blue more soothing than the color red?
• Item 2: Should we have a break?
• Item 3: The best way to eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

Next item will be discussed after item 1,345.