Agenda 41: The Meeting That Wouldn't Die
Wednesday, March 22, 2023 - 3:00 AM - Somewhere in a windowless conference room in the underbelly of a skyscraper
Attended by 12 members of the management team, 5 consultants, 2 interns, and 1 IT specialist
Expected to last 5 years, 2 months, and 14 days (with 2 15-minute breaks)
Agenda for the 41st Hour
- 3:00 AM - Introductions
- 3:05 AM - Review of Last Week's Non-Action Items
- 4:00 AM - New Initiative 1: Reorganizing the Reorganization of Department X
- 8:00 AM - New Initiative 2: Redesigning the Design of the Company Logo
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (optional)
- 1:00 PM - Review of Last Week's Non-Action Items (continued)
- 5:00 PM - New Initiative 3: Creating a New Initiative for New Initiatives
- 9:00 PM - Wrap-up and Final Thoughts