Meeting of the Eternally Agendic

Where the Agenda Never Ends, nor Does the Meeting

Welcome, eternal agenda enthusiasts! Today, we will be discussing the intricacies of our never-ending meetings.

Agenda Item 1: The Search for the Perfect Coffee Machine

• Recommendations for the Ultimate Coffee Machine
• The Cursed History of Caffeine Addiction

Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Meeting Minutes

Someone has seen them, but no one knows where they've gone...

• The Case of the Missing Minutes

Next Meeting: Never, or Whenever We Can Get Around to It

See you all... eventually.