Monthly Meeting Agenda

The Endless Cycle of Slog

Meetings that never end. Decisions that never get made. And an endless supply of stale coffee.

Agenda Items:

• Committee Reorganization 10:00 AM
• Minute Pauses and Staffing Concerns 11:00 AM
• Who Said What in the Last Meeting and Why 12:00 PM
• Break for Lunch and Nap Time 1:00 PM
• Who is In Charge and What is the Plan 2:00 PM

This meeting will not end. Repeat: will not end.