We, the Red Tape Reformers, are a special interest group dedicated to perfecting the art of doing nothing productive in the most complicated way possible.
Our motto: "We're not procrastinators, we're visionaries, we just need a little more time."
Our meetings are renowned for their lengthy discussions, excessive handouts, and breathtaking amounts of jargon.
This subcommittee is responsible for making sure that every point on the agenda is discussed at least 3 times before we can decide to do nothing.
Chairperson: B.A. Bureaucraticus, Esq.
Learn more about the Committee on Pointless Abbreviations
And the Committee on Needless Negotiation
Stay tuned for more exciting updates from the Red Tape Reformers!