Meetings: Eternal Loops of the Never-Ending Debate

Why Can't We Get Anything Done in Here?

Meetings in the office of the Infinite Loop Corporation have reached a critical mass of absurdity. It seems like no matter how many times we discuss the same topics, we're still stuck in an eternal loop of indecision.

Join us for another thrilling session of "Let's Talk About It Some More" and see if we can somehow, someway, maybe, kind of make progress.

Minute 15: The Debate That Never Dies The Loop-the-Loop Method: Where We Repeat Ourselves into Oblivion

Agenda for Today's Meeting

Discussion of the same old thing, but with slightly different bullet points.

1. Is this a good idea?
2. Should we do it now or later?
3. Can we make it more complicated?

The Loop-the-Loop Methodology: A Guide to Infinite Discussion

Meet Your Colleagues in the Loop

A brief introduction to the cast of characters trapped in the infinite loop:

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  Always positive, always enthusiastic, always wondering why we're still here.

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  Able to find fault in every decision, every plan, and every idea.

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  The office clown, always making us laugh, but not necessarily making progress.