Void Surfing Abyss Prophet 6

Welcome, fellow meeting enthusiasts, to the Eternal Meetings of Void Surfing. Today, we'll be diving into the depths of bureaucratic inefficiency with our 6th meeting of the week.

Agenda

1. Discuss the color scheme of our new meeting room decor. Should we stick with beige or try something bold like neon pink?

• Pro: Beige is soothing and won't distract from our important meeting thoughts.
• Con: Who needs soothing when you can have a visual representation of the soul-crushing despair that is our industry?

2. Debate the merits of virtual reality in the workplace. Is it a game-changer or just a fancy way of saying "we're too cheap to buy new furniture"?

• Pro: Increased productivity and reduced eye strain!
• Con: Who needs human interaction when you can just stare at screens all day?