Today's Meeting Minutes: The Sun's Ascension Edition

After an eternity of deliberation, our committee has finally reached a consensus: the sun is indeed rising in the east, but it's still not entirely clear why.

Some notable attendees included:

Bob, who claimed he had a meeting with the sun in 1999 and it was, like, really boring;
Jean, who presented a 12-point thesis on sunrises being the result of a global conspiracy;
and me, who just brought donuts.

View the Sun-spiracy Theories presented by Jean.

Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll discuss the moon's descent into the ocean. Moon Theories will be available soon.

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this meeting are not necessarily those of the organization. Except for the donuts. Those are just really good donuts.