Meeting of the Eternal Committee of the Universe

Agenda for the 427th Meeting

Item 1: The Search for the Perfect Snack

Discussion of the merits of Cheetos vs. Caviar as the official snack of the universe. View Minutes from Previous Meeting

Item 2: The Resolution of the Infinite Improbability Crisis

Debate on whether the universe is, in fact, doomed to repeat the same 10-year cycle of events ad infinitum. View Resolution Document

Adjournment

The meeting will be adjourned at precisely 3:14 PM, after which the members of the Eternal Committee will retire to the cafeteria for refreshments.

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