Today's Agenda: "How to make the meeting last longer than last week's meeting, and still not accomplish anything."
We propose introducing mandatory 4-hour lunches, because who needs actual progress when you can have extra time to contemplate the meaning of life, and perhaps a few more meetings about meetings.
Seconded by: Bob from HR, Carol from Marketing, and Dave from IT (who just likes to take naps).
We, the opposition, suggest we just start having meetings in our pajamas. It's more efficient, because who needs to change into business attire when you can just lounge around in your PJs and still pretend to be productive?
Proposed by: Alice from Accounting, who has been secretly living in her PJs since the 80s.
A subcommittee has been formed to explore the feasibility of having meetings in virtual reality. Because, let's be real, who needs human interaction when you can just have avatars of yourselves staring at each other in a digital conference room?
Chaired by: The AI Overlord from the IT department, who has been secretly training on too much 80s pop culture.
Meetings to be held in VR Meetings