Meeting 4271 (Eternal Debate Edition)

Time: 3:14 AM. Location: The Never-Ending Room.

We've been meeting here for 4271 meetings, and we're still going strong.

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: The Meaning of Life
• Item 2: The Best Pizza Topping
• Item 3: Why We're Still Here

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1: The Existential Crisis
• Subtopic 2: Pepperoni vs. Sausage
• Subtopic 3: The Futility of Existence