Meeting 1: The One Where We Talked About Talking

Notes taken by our highly trained, yet slightly disinterested staff of scribes.

The meeting began with a discussion on the art of small talk. We established that it's an essential part of any successful social gathering.

Key takeaways:

1. Start with a compliment.
2. End with a joke.
3. Never, ever, ever bring up politics.

Next Meeting: To be scheduled.