Welcome to our meetings section, where we'll explore the ancient art of pointless discussion and unnecessary consensus-building.
It is said that the word "meeting" comes from the ancient Greek word "synkrisis," meaning "a place of convergence" or "a gathering of minds." Little did they know that this would one day become a euphemism for "an excuse to grab a free coffee."
In the grand tradition of existentialist philosophers, we'll ponder the meaninglessness of it all.
Remember, the meeting that never ends is the meeting that has not yet begun.