**SCHEDULE:** 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM, Friday, March 13, 2027 (or whenever)
**AGENDA:** 1. Stalling. 2. Pretending to be busy. 3. Accidentally-on-purpose leaving early.
BREAK ROOM ESCAPE ROUTE (in case of emergency)
COVER STORY GENERATOR (in case of actual meeting attendees)
FRAUDULENT EMAIL TOOL (for sending fake updates)
PHANTOM TASK CREATOR (for creating fake work)
JUST LEAVE (for when all else fails)
JUSTIFY LEAVING (for when you can't just leave)