Action Items - 2024-02-21

• Buy more coffee. We're all going to need it.
• Schedule a team-building activity that nobody will enjoy.
• Order 1000 paper clips. No reason, just do it.
• Discuss the meaning of life with the intern.

Upcoming Action Items:

• Meditate for 8 hours. We need a breakthrough.
• Invent a new font that's just a bunch of random letters.

Remember: Action items are not suggestions. They are commandments.

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